My trip to Oz

Corbett | March 2, 2003 1:46 AM

Spent the week in Oz, checked out the funny boys on Oxford St., went up to Port Stevens for some dune jumping, then over to Hunter Valley for some wine tasting and a balloon ride. Not a bad trip even though I couldn't understand a word spoken to me.

Had some delicious chook with my plonk. Felt like perking after a bit too many middys. Found that the dunnys were mostly clean, and that the sheilas liked low duds. Even though I was a total bushie, I managed to order some decent cackle berries and snag for brekkie, and nearly got into a blew with a bloke over a bingle if you can believe that. If you're a total nong, and find this blog to be some chainwag from my cake hole, don't be narked. Just use the Oz dictionary ya wacker!

Category: Ramble