Unusual Tantric Experience

Corbett | March 11, 2003 1:15 PM

So I was at my usual neighborhood hot spring place the other night, doing the routine 45c hot soak, over to the 16c frigid plunge, then into the steam room. Three rounds of this and you are dead. Typically when you jump into freezing water, you immediately tense up and all body parts shrivel into a black hole. This time when I jumped in I felt relaxed, and could feel the odd thumping sensation of blood pumping up from my feet, through the center of my body, up to my brain. So being the mystic disbeliever that I am, I decided to take this a step further to see if I could really "channel" my yogic energy, focusing my concentration on a certain body part that doesn't do well in freezing cold water. To my astonishment, I managed to channel myself into a major John Holmes hard-on in about 2 minutes. That was the simple part. Problem was how to get out of the pool before I froze to death. After about 10 minutes I was finally relieved of my tantric embarassment, and brrrrrrred my way onto the steam room to thaw out and ponder whether this would work again, just without the freezing water part.

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