The better stroke

Corbett | June 14, 2003 3:33 AM

I was playing basketball the other day with my buddy J (he's kind of a famous person so I can't mention his name), who's 12 years younger than I am, and I realized I totally absolutely suck. I can't fake, I can't dunk, I can barely reach the boards, and I definitely can't shoot. Age is so demoralizing. So I suggested we go to the pool to cool off a little, where I left him puking for air while I did a quick 1000m in sets of three: 2 laps as fast as possible, and 1 to catch your breath. Hanging out with pop stars makes you want to do stuff like make them feel like drowning because they have the fame but you have the better stroke.

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