26 more ways to leave your lover...
26 more ways to leave your lover...
My extra additions:
Play with your piss, Chris.
Tell her you like to be spanked, Frank.
Keep watching those reruns, Christian.
Rent out her sublet, Brett.
Disconnect her wireless lan, Dan.
Slap on the cologne, Jereon.
Act like a wai-guo-ren, Ben.
Say she's got ass like J-Lo, Corrado.
Tell her she makes you want to heave, Steve.
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1. Leave up the lid, Sid.
2. Throw his clothes on the lawn, Dawn.
3. Keep wetting the bed, Fred.
4. Stab her and a waiter after nightfall, Orenthal.
5. Send her to Capitol Hill, Bill.
6. Tell him you prefer your battery- operated toy, Joy.
7. Put on her teddy, Eddie.
8. Vote him off the show, Flo.
9. Throw a toaster in the tub, Bub.
10. Find another Cruz, Cruise.
11. Stop taking your Paxil, Axl.
12. Tell him you're really a man, Jan.
13. Tell her you're attracted to men, Ben.
14. Tell her about her odor, Fyodor.
15. Have an affair with an intern, Vern.
16. Call her a skank, Hank.
17. Dump her on "Springer," Klinger.
18. Marry her off to another wacko, Jacko.
19. Keep saying, "Dude, you're not gettin' a Dell!" Adele.
20. Dress like a girl, Merle.
21. Say she looks fat in those pants, Lance.
22. Tell her Ashcroft won't let you leave, Steve.
23. Run off with her mother, Strother.
24. Bust a cap in her kitty, P. Diddy.
25. Add small quantities of mercury to her dinner every night over a period of several years, making her slowly, but surely, insane, Wayne.
26. Make too many bad rhymes, Tom.
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My wife loved your addition... as far as I know she is still laughing
Got one for you:
Get anohter surprise trip set, Corbett
Play with another girl's orbs, Corbs...
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