Tress
Tress
Just two days ago we adopted "Tress" - an 8 week old half black lab and half sheepdog mix. Tress is the accidental offspring of my friend Steve's dog, A-tu, who jumped the bones of a pedigree sheepdog who happened to be taking a walk down his alley. The owner wasn't too happy about all this as she was planning to breed the sheepdog the next day. But thanks to A-tu's well timed hump, we now have a third child, a soon to be very big black fuzzy dog.
Unfortunately, tonight at 12:30am my irate neighbor calls me at work to scream and let me know that the entire family can't sleep, and they are all going insane with Tress's yelping. Then she said that her husband actually went to my house to beat Tress with a newspaper.
I just can't imagine someone doing something like that. The infuriating thing is that all I can really say to them is "I'm sorry."
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Now I'm not a violent man, but if my neighbor beat Emma with a paper, I'd invite myself over and beat him with a stick. Maybe time for some poop in a flaming bag on his front step
I can understand being upset by a yelping puppy, but going next door, breaking into the back of my house, and beating the dog with a paper?? That's fucked.
I found runny crap all over the floor, which is usually an indication of a freaked out dog, and my other dog was wandering around in front of the house because Mr. Psycho left the gate wide open.
The dog is with me at work until my mail order rocket launcher arrives.
I wonder what he does when one of his kids wets the bed?
My belief in Karmic law, says this man will be in for a rough time ahead. Is there a local PETA chapter? I bet they'd hire a "hit" man to come and whack him with a newspaper (that just might have a steel pipe in it).
A newspaper is a friendlier option, although an invasion of property and rights, he deserves a serious licking on the earholes with a big wet tongue. I know a freak who puts poison in sausages.
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I've never figured out whether it's pronounced "Moe's (like owned by one of three stooges) or Moss (like that guy out of Bonanza), but the one down the hill from me is open until 2am most days, which means that if I get out of the club early enough, I can catch the best burger in town, the muo si la bao or the Spicy Mos Burger. They have lots of jalapenos and 
