Tress
Corbett | September 9, 2005 2:22 AM
Just two days ago we adopted "Tress" - an 8 week old half black lab and half sheepdog mix. Tress is the accidental offspring of my friend Steve's dog, A-tu, who jumped the bones of a pedigree sheepdog who happened to be taking a walk down his alley. The owner wasn't too happy about all this as she was planning to breed the sheepdog the next day. But thanks to A-tu's well timed hump, we now have a third child, a soon to be very big black fuzzy dog.
Unfortunately, tonight at 12:30am my irate neighbor calls me at work to scream and let me know that the entire family can't sleep, and they are all going insane with Tress's yelping. Then she said that her husband actually went to my house to beat Tress with a newspaper.
I just can't imagine someone doing something like that. The infuriating thing is that all I can really say to them is "I'm sorry."
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Christofu
September 10, 2005 12:46 AM
Now I'm not a violent man, but if my neighbor beat Emma with a paper, I'd invite myself over and beat him with a stick. Maybe time for some poop in a flaming bag on his front step
corbett
September 10, 2005 4:00 AM
I can understand being upset by a yelping puppy, but going next door, breaking into the back of my house, and beating the dog with a paper?? That's fucked.
I found runny crap all over the floor, which is usually an indication of a freaked out dog, and my other dog was wandering around in front of the house because Mr. Psycho left the gate wide open.
The dog is with me at work until my mail order rocket launcher arrives.
I wonder what he does when one of his kids wets the bed?
Christofu
September 12, 2005 11:50 AM
My belief in Karmic law, says this man will be in for a rough time ahead. Is there a local PETA chapter? I bet they'd hire a "hit" man to come and whack him with a newspaper (that just might have a steel pipe in it).
Peester
September 13, 2005 8:21 PM
A newspaper is a friendlier option, although an invasion of property and rights, he deserves a serious licking on the earholes with a big wet tongue. I know a freak who puts poison in sausages.