Wonder what this means?
Wonder what this means?
I'm standing at the bus stop, trying to get somewhere, but all the busses keep driving past. Nothing works. Finally another larger bus approaches, but no one makes an effort to wave it down, so I run out into the street and wave my hands frantically. Amazing, it pulls over. I hop on, look around and realize it's a bus filled with retards. They are all wearing multi colored striped polo shirts. (I'm also wearing a multi colored striped polo shirt.) I wonder if I should get off, but the bus has already sped up. Oh well. What the hell. At least it's going somewhere... I ask the driver, "Are you going to Taipei Main Station?" "Yup, we sure are mister!" he replies. Well at least I can get there, and transfer. I reach into my pocket for my wallet. Gone. Damn. I dig into my pants pocket and try to fish out some coins. My hand comes up filled with foreign nickels and quarters. Damn. I'm never going to get off this bus. I realize I have to improvise quick, so I put a Canadian quarter and a Cayman Island nickle into the fare machine, and...wake up.
I've never figured out whether it's pronounced "Moe's (like owned by one of three stooges) or Moss (like that guy out of Bonanza), but the one down the hill from me is open until 2am most days, which means that if I get out of the club early enough, I can catch the best burger in town, the muo si la bao or the Spicy Mos Burger. They have lots of jalapenos and 
