Wonder what this means?
Corbett | January 30, 2006 10:15 AM
I'm standing at the bus stop, trying to get somewhere, but all the busses keep driving past. Nothing works. Finally another larger bus approaches, but no one makes an effort to wave it down, so I run out into the street and wave my hands frantically. Amazing, it pulls over. I hop on, look around and realize it's a bus filled with retards. They are all wearing multi colored striped polo shirts. (I'm also wearing a multi colored striped polo shirt.) I wonder if I should get off, but the bus has already sped up. Oh well. What the hell. At least it's going somewhere... I ask the driver, "Are you going to Taipei Main Station?" "Yup, we sure are mister!" he replies. Well at least I can get there, and transfer. I reach into my pocket for my wallet. Gone. Damn. I dig into my pants pocket and try to fish out some coins. My hand comes up filled with foreign nickels and quarters. Damn. I'm never going to get off this bus. I realize I have to improvise quick, so I put a Canadian quarter and a Cayman Island nickle into the fare machine, and...wake up.
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