Got Milk?
Corbett | March 6, 2006 4:12 PM
I was trolling around the Forumosa.com website today, and found this hilarious post about roommates...
"I had a roommate who used to steal my milk. I had 3 roommates at the time so wasn't sure who was doing it.
When the carton was about half empty I pee'd in it and masturbated in it....then marked the level.
When I saw the level had dropped I walked into the living room where all of my roommates were seated and said "To whoever drank my milk, the reason it tasted funny was because I pissed and came in it."
Two of them smiled....the other started yelling about how he didn't drink it....but that I was a sick f**k. So it was pretty obvious who was stealing it."
Bummer.
Category: Mr. Asia
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