Bow wow

Corbett | June 2, 2006 12:28 AM

I went to a local diner, and was greeted by this really cute white toy poodle leashed up near the front door. I played with it for a while, and as I was ordering a bowl of xiao mi zhou and a giant bao zi, this extremely tall, big-haired, big-boobied, bodaciously-bootied model type babe struts in and immediately begins screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Get that thing away from me, oh my god!! Get it away from me!!! What is that horrible thing doing here?? Eeeeeek!"

I looked over to the boss behind the counter and in my best Beijing drawl say "Amazing how something so big can be scared by something so small."

"Hunh," he replied, "I wonder what she'd do if she saw a real damned dog."

The dog's zhu ren ran over and immediately carted the tiny creature away to safety.

For the rest of my meal, all I wanted to do was scowl at her, but she was so outrageously big that it was hard enough not to stare, and she would've just thought I was looking at her tits anyway, so I just dug my face into my meal and threw mental doggie darts at her while wondering what a terrible contradiction she offered to any male who got involved with her.

Category: Mr. Asia

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Shawn

August 6, 2006 4:44 AM

Hi i love you

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