Wizlong
Wizlong
Walking back from the office today I saw this interesting site advertisement.
I tried to figure it out from the sound hui long which didn't sound the same as "wizlong", then it occurred that hui long means "intelligent dragon" and someone very intelligent must've surmised, "Hey, if you're intelligent, then you're a wiz!" thus leaving us with the mutated chinglish "wizlong" which they registered. Now they have a name and a product which if read by an English speaker of any intelligence actually means "a long pee."
Therefore, to be even smarter, they should call their company changniao which is actually "long urination" in Chinese, then no one would ever figure out that this was actually once derived from an intelligent dragon. They could then even chinglish it in reverse and register the site "changpee" which is even funnier because then it means a long fart.
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Hilarious!
J.
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I've never figured out whether it's pronounced "Moe's (like owned by one of three stooges) or Moss (like that guy out of Bonanza), but the one down the hill from me is open until 2am most days, which means that if I get out of the club early enough, I can catch the best burger in town, the muo si la bao or the Spicy Mos Burger. They have lots of jalapenos and 
